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Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth917Xv4uaYKL
And Other Pop Culture Correspondences
By: John Moe
Narrated by: John Moe
Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
Release date: 06-10-14
Publisher: Random House Audio

If you need to laugh out loud in your life, this is the book for you. I will warn you, unless spit takes are your thing, do not have anything to drink while listening to this audiobook (or reading the physical book). I had to clean coffee off the inside of my windshield a couple of times on my commute to work before I learned my lesson.

We come to find out that Darth Vader was a caring father and looked for several ways to break the big news to Luke. Remember how Luke & Leia are brother and sister? Well just hold on to that thought, I will not spoil the results this book will cause.

Many aspects of Pop culture are hilariously represented by John Moe in this book. Definitely worth the read / listen for any fan of pop culture, person in need of a laugh, or someone that needs to be talked down from the ledge. If this book doesn’t have you at least giggling, you may have broken something.

John Moe is not only the author of this collection but also the narrator of the audiobook, he delivers with just as much humor as required.

Publisher’s Summary:

We all know how Darth Vader shared his big secret with Luke Skywalker, but what if he had delivered the news in a handwritten note instead? And what if someone found that letter, as well as all of the drafts that landed in the Dark Lord’s trash can? In the riotously funny collection Dear Luke, We Need to Talk. Darth, John Moe finally reveals these lost notes alongside all the imagined letters, e-mails, text messages, and other correspondences your favorite pop culture icons never meant for you to see.

From The Walking Dead to The Wizard of Oz, from Billy Joel to Breaking Bad, no reference escapes Moe’s imaginative wit and keen sense of nostalgia. Read Captain James T. Kirk’s lost log entries and Yelp reviews of The Bates Motel and Cheers. Peruse top-secret British intelligence files revealing the fates of Agents 001–006, or Don Draper’s cocktail recipe cards. Learn all of Jay-Z’s 99 problems, as well as the complete rules of Fight Club, and then discover an all-points bulletin concerning Bon Jovi, wanted dead or alive – and much more.

Like a like a bonus track to a favorite CD or a deleted scene from a cult movie, Dear Luke, We Need to Talk Darth offer a fresh twist on the pop culture classics we thought we knew by heart. You already know part of their story. Now find out the rest.

©2014 John Moe (P)2014 Random House Audio

Finally you will get to know what those 99 problems are, how to make great cocktails, family secrets, and how the Bates Motel is rated. The Bon Jovi wanted dead or alive has got to be one of the top 5 funniest bits of this book, if not the funniest. John Bon Jovi, has rocked over a million faces causing the police all points bulletin. Every time I read this or listen to it, which has been a few times already and more to come, I laugh so hard I cry.

Do yourself a favor pick up this book. Be entertained and make your life better.


“William Shakespeare’s The Empire Striketh Back” 18666146
by Ian Doescher
Read by Ian Doescher, Daniel Davis, Jonathan Davis, Jeff Gurney, January LaVoy, Marc Thompson
Published by Random House Audio
Listening Length: 3 hours and 25 minutes

Holy cow, how much nerdy fun can be had by reading Shakespeare? Well thanks to an acting teacher back in college, I can have lots of fun reading Shakespeare. That teacher taught me how to appreciate the quirks written into the characters. So imagine the fun this sci-fi nerd had when I discovered that someone was doing a Shakespeare/Star Wars Mashup. I love sci-fi but I was never a huge Star Wars Fan (I was on the Star Trek side of that fence) but I couldn’t resist this mashup.

There are many aspects of this audiobook to love from the vocal performances to the sound effects, the audio version of this book really brought it to life. Back to that old college acting teacher, he once said that Shakespeare is meant to be performed not merely read, that is proven even more so in this audiobook. While the author captures all aspects of Shakespeares plays in his writing, with iambic pentameter, choruses, asides, soliloquies, and the language of the Bard, once you hear the performance there is no turning back.

I forced my brother, who has got to be the biggest Star Wars fan on the planet, to listen and from the first ten syllables he was hooked and laughing out loud. Knowing the film, The Empire Strikes Back, inside and he knew exactly what line was happening next and, along with me, loving revisiting the story while at the same time feeling smarter for enjoying the rhythm of the speech.

This audiobook perfectly retells the story of the film, but adds in some extras in the mashup that create a story that could have been easily performed on the Old Globe stage. One of the interesting aspects of the writing is the speech of Yoda. In the movies all fans know Yoda has a unique reverse speech pattern. Doescher works with this in giving Yoda a unique style different from any character in the book. At first I was thinking, wait, he’s not speaking the backwards Yoda speak, but it stood out and was different. After looking up more info on the book, I discovered that Yoda was speaking in Haiku. Every time Yoda spoke it was in the form of a Haiku poem.

Another great aspect was that of the voice actors. There are several which makes for unique characterizations for each character in the story. The best part is the voice of Han Solo sounds exactly like that of a young Harrison Ford, which makes the story that much more fun and appealing to all fans.

All in all I highly recommend this audiobook to all nerds everywhere. You will laugh out loud while at the same time learn some techniques of classic literature. I think this book would make for a great teaching device, for example teaching Shakespeare to a group of high school students burnt out on Romeo & Juliet.

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